Thought this piece of dark thinking should see the light of the day

stinku: viggu boy!!
stinku is online.

abbeyo: one minutes
Sent at 8:50 AM on Monday

abbeyo: boss...10 mins lo foning
Sent at 8:58 AM on Monday

abbeyo: "cool "
sivaji choosava ?

stinku: no
naaku oka pedda question!!

abbeyo: oh! aithe artham kaadu le...."cool "

stinku: aap ka suroor - what is that?

abbeyo: yo..temme i say
actuallly

stinku: adi oka cinema ani
india's #1 movieee
ani

abbeyo: tarantiino....inka ...waschowski..something brothers kalisi oka cinema hindi lo teesthe ela utundo
alaanti movie adi

stinku: hero evadu

abbeyo: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

stinku: vaadu vaadena

abbeyo: huzooooooooooooooooooooor

stinku: LOL

abbeyo: yeah...vaade

stinku: aa movie review kaavali naaku
nee blog lo pettu

abbeyo: wakay ...repu choosthanu

stinku: nenu monna ekkado chadivi, chair meeda nundi kinda paddanu

abbeyo: oke...nee kosam oka chinna preview
aa movie lo oka scene : hero ni german police no patkelthunte....mumabi nunchi auto drivers ( black color autos ) ochchi...fighting chesi
i think i shud stop it here...

stinku: LOL

abbeyo: btw...chair iriginda ?

stinku: aa cinema kudaa choosava nuvvu

abbeyo: ledu ledu...repu choostha

stinku: fits kuda vacchayi.. evaro ammayi vachi chetlo keys petti patikinchindi
abbeyo: repu nenu office bunkudaamani thinking
over the last 2 weeks office bunk koduthune unnanu
i thought i can happily be benched for ever....kaani happy days r over..got hurled into another proj :(

stinku: when does that start

abbeyo: aug 1

stinku: oh

abbeyo: nuvvu neee itenary edisthe..
'i can ask for leave

stinku: i ll only come in august 3rd week
coz i am defending on aug 13th

abbeyo: ok..elaago nenu leave petting aa time lo ..harish is also comin down

stinku: oh nice

abbeyo: needi one month jig kada?

stinku: 3 weeks emo

abbeyo: ayyoo....adhemi poyakaalam

stinku: 3 weeks 4 weeks
what difference
ane rojulu vachesaayi

abbeyo: wakay
germany lo eppudu report avvali ?

stinku: sept 1st week
kaani i ll try
extending it

abbeyo: okays
naaku actually intlo undi undi bore kottesi i decided frm now on i shall work wit josh n ol
came off to office @ 9
although eroju naaku pani emi ledu..apart frm fillin few backgrn verification forms

stinku: oh
1 year ayinidaa?
abbeyo: ante edo koththa cliuent kada...vaadiki naa face choosi doiubt ochchuntundi
naaku criminal record ledu ani aadiki cheppali

stinku: hehe
naadi kuda ade sangathi
germany vaallu 2 weeks nundi passport pettukoni kurchunnaru

abbeyo: oh...ante valla thappu emi ledu ...my gaddam n mooch ...yest divyua valla mummy was wit me in the lift for 2 floors an then said..." oh nuvva ! i thought evarooo "
stinku: hehe
full gaddam penchaava?

abbeyo: yeah.....kaani after dat incident i decided...inka chaalu ani
now...my colleagues wont recognise me
sasthunna

stinku: chiknaa aipoyaava

abbeyo: haaan

stinku: intaku mummy vaallu sambandhaalu testhunnara ledaa?

abbeyo: oh ! dat was the final threat..if u dont shave...nenu sambandhalu choodanu ani chepparu

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: intlo ...internt kooda disconnect ayi sasthunnanu..msgr / orkut lo flirting kooda kasthamavuthundi

stinku: mee akke better.. mana age ki vachhe lopala pelli aipoindi, america vellipoindi.. udhyogam kuda chestundi... tch tch

abbeyo: yeah.,....very wise of her
ippudu naa pelli will b delayed for 2 more weeks

stinku: mee mummy ki cheppu, "discrimination against the male species is not acceptable" aniu

abbeyo: i've already started dat....as a mark of protest not eating brkfst once ina while
:D

stinku: parvaledu le sanna padutaavu

abbeyo: although ...reason being.they r makin idly jst too often at home

stinku: mandu kodutunnava ledaa regular ga?

abbeyo: no re....naa face ki antha ledu ani decide ayyi....back to drinkin coke in da stylish way

stinku: coke on the rocks aa

abbeyo: bottoms up

stinku: with a straw?
oh ok
too much kada

abbeyo: yeh jo paatshala ...masti ki p[aatshaal type lo
roju mana terrace ekki

stinku: hehe
mana apt lo evarainaa vintha jeevulu vachara ledaa?

abbeyo: emo.... chala rojulayyindi..andaru nee kosame waiting :P
i c this girl once ina while....anaconda ni choosi nattu choosi elipothuindi
i m sure..she;s telling her firends " u know what yaa ? there's a guy in my apt re "

stinku: inkemi.. seven stones aada daaniki pilu, ammayi ni mari
saahit, lohit vaalla ku cheppamantaava

abbeyo: assalu sai vishnu lo kreeda spoorthi is totally gone
stinku: hehe

abbeyo: forget spoorthi ...even paper cricket also no more

stinku: tch tch

abbeyo: andaru...Phd chese level chaduvuthunnaru

stinku: manamu sai vishnu nundi retract ainappati nundi.. kala ne taggipoindi, i tell you
bewarseness should have a new face..
abbeyo: save da lingo chaar ani oka org start cheyyali inka manam
stinku: nenu vachinappudu mana hrushit ne train cheddam

abbeyo: yeah....sure
i shall prepare ppts also...i have spotted some genuine prodigies in da lane

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: and anyways..mee bharati aunty ki vallani mana laa thayaaru cheyyalani ooo pedda aasha

stinku: manala..
manala?

abbeyo: mana laaga

stinku: manala!!!!!
paapam pillalu

abbeyo: actuallly...yeah paapam traumatuised child hood valladi...manalni roel models ga pettaru vallaki

stinku: kali kaalam vaachesindi..
ive soochanalu
manamu kuda role models aipoteh

abbeyo: voldermot has arrived
kali kalaama ochchesi eppudo ellipoyyindi
nuvvu US lo unnav..neeku theleyi ledu
hyd lo ochchesi ellipoyyindi...

stinku: sare.. nenu intiki velli phone chestanu le
eppudu free untaavau?

abbeyo: okies..misse call ivvu ..or ping..naaku free ikkada nunchi
always :D

stinku: sare.. nenu intiki velli ping chestanu/missed call

abbeyo: okies
Sent at 9:47 AM on Monday

stinku: so basically ippudu nee pani just office lo attendance e na?

abbeyo: wot r u sayin??
i am experienced now
i switch on the tube lights

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: and call up the help desk if the AC is too low

stinku: maree one year ke inta tarakki chesesaavu ante
maamulu manishivi kaadu

abbeyo: i know... ppl r gettin all jealous ..gotto deal wiot prfessionaal rivalry as well
very shadu business u c

stinku: i know..

abbeyo: like the moment u tell that the a/c is toolow...one eskimo comes n says it's too high

stinku: hehe..
do you get memo's out with a poll for suitable temp
abbeyo: not yet ...i m waiting for the right moment...
i m playin my card svery safe
stinku: do you have employee of the month?
Sent at 10:24 AM on Monday

abbeyo: " they "doo
and " they " get too

stinku: ohhh
"they"

abbeyo: but u always no ..i m never after awards
critical acclaim is more iimportant

stinku: true

abbeyo: howz da battery thing doing ?

stinku: in charge

abbeyo: btw..." i have decreas the A/C " does dat mean increased the temperature.., decreased the temp even more...or did he jst bring it down by one level ?

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: emo...i m "this" close to put my hands tightly at some objectionable places and continue chatting...
paata paadesi osthanu...hold

stinku: ok

abbeyo: hummayyya
btw...howz love life coming along...

stinku: hmm
very difficult question
too many complications

abbeyo: mine has never been soo good ....absolute bliss..

stinku: glad to hear that
how is the unfortunate soul

abbeyo: bought myself a some clothes yest...treating myself to some expensive buffets.....also watchin a movie a day
wot happened...? what terrible stuff idd u do to stop loving urself
?

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: i m also planning to write a few love songs for myself

stinku: you should

abbeyo: btw...after a great thought finally zeroed on to One Final Strategy
i think u shud try too...i m sure it works

stinku: ??

abbeyo: it has had 100 % results under STP conditions
Very simple Procdure :
1. Pick "the girl " ...i think in our case " any girl "
2. Call up any guy who was once a Monfort Brother or gandipet maama . Tell him you are going around with " the / any girl "
3. Change ur orkut profile to Committed .
stinku: hehe

abbeyo: 4. Threaten the girl to write a testimonial for u....or else u'll take her to a movie....and warning for you especially..suicide in ur case won't work
5. By this time our brothers and maamaas are already goin "tooooo much " and " vaadiki antha avasaram aa" and then comes the difficult part
6. Act like you are notdoing well and put up a depressed look on ur face .( i mean., be natural) . Go to the girl , you know dat you'll never fanntasise and tell her how much you n ur honey r in love....i m sure u iknow how to build up dat situation

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: 7. 3 weeks..in some cases...due to national holidays and strikes..make it 4 weeks
8. "Dat girl " will have no option but to go arouind wit you

stinku: so who is "dis" girl in your life
do i know her

abbeyo: not yet...i m planning to start auditions very soon

stinku: did nt you say it already worked with you

abbeyo: keeping in mind the current trend , i m giving public a choice as well..u can votemby sms as well
did i ? see...dat was jst to show...how quickly u can make someone believe ani...

stinku: hehe

abbeyo: normally , you would still not believe me...so you wud go through my scraps ....dats were your orkut testimonial wud play a mjor role

stinku: i dont have orkut account

abbeyo: i m saying ...normally..

stinku: that could be my problem

abbeyo: hmm...u could use ur blog and out annonymous comments
out = put

stinku: see.. again, i have anonymous comments blocked
on my blog

abbeyo: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
then , it will take you 6 weeks...u need to keep meetin monfort brothers more often
plan for a movie in the weekend..and ditch them at the laaaast moment....u know the reason right ?

stinku: tooo much
you are so smart
so, btw
i miss the point
how do you the girl
by doing all this

abbeyo: pressure and propoganda dude....it's age ole cia tactics
if not vietnam..there's always bosnia
or angola

stinku: hmmm

abbeyo: edhaithe nemi..,,worst case....for those 4 weeks , you will feel so busy as if you are life is " happening "
stinku: hehe
abbeyo: adhi vishayam...
every huzooor has a surooor

stinku: hehe
sare.. ippudu naaku baaga nidhra vasthundi
nenu repu maatladutaanu

abbeyo: maatlaadu
byes

stinku: bye
abbeyo: bata
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