good news : i m not being kicked out of the project .That mail seems like a product of someone's madness.....

but very quickly , this .....
Happenned to one of my colleagues in another project

hero : giri
side kick - ashok ( my friend )

mana giri gaadu has some out of the world commnication skills
they were on a call with a firang,

firang : hi ..hello etc....is it hot out there ?
giri : no no no....it's giri and ashok out here....
ashok : bachaaaaaaooooo..... staring unbelievably

firang : wot's the program name?
( fyi : all progs we create in sap start with 'Z')
giri : jeee teee
firang : excuse me?

giri : jee for jeebra
teee for turpentine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ashok loses hand eye ...brain-heart co-ordination

anyways...later...ashok went to US
giri on call with ashok ( after life is still disproven...infact it's now proven )

ashok : i m coming back...u want anything ?
giri : get me a rocket ?
ashok : what ?
giri : rocket rocket....it is very cheap in amreekha, get one for me no ?
ashok : from some where in the limbo .....wot? rocket?
giri : tennis rocket !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

few lives later , the hero had to go to the US and was taking his wife along.
He was to submit his wife's documents to the immigration. By now you could have guessed what his mail read ......
" Attached Wife " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Random PJ : The immigration guys would have replied saying , opened the file but couldn't find your Wife :P