Tales from Work

Who would normally think of looking up the dictionary meaning of ‘SAP’ in dictionary.com ?
my guess would be …hmmmmm
a frustrated , female repelling, life-less, sucked out , boxed , lonely short sighted misanthropic, gobbledygeek ?

Oh! Btw. Welcome to Me!

Going back to the meanings,

Sap –
noun
1. the juice or vital circulating fluid of a plant, esp. of a woody plant.
2. any vital body fluid.
3. energy; vitality.
4. SAPWOOD.

5. Slang. a fool; dupe.
6. Metallurgy. soft metal at the core of a bar of blister steel.
–verb (used with object)
7. to drain the sap from.

secondar meaning Fortification. a deep, narrow trench constructed so as to form an approach to a besieged place or an enemy's position. —Synonyms 3. impair, enfeeble, deplete, exhaust, enervate.

A covered trench or tunnel dug to a point near or within an enemy position.

1. SAP AG (Systems, Applications and Products in
Data Processing).

Well now for some factual results,

Top Things SAP Stands For

Stops All Production!
Select Another Package
Suffering and Pain
Salary Advancement Program
Scare Another Programmer
Slow and Pointless
Say a Prayer

and somewhere there lies the answer for how my career HAS started off…

eh? huh!
signing off,
Sick and Pissed ( SAP)

Systeme, Anwendungen und Produkte in der Datenverarbeitung!!!